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meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(Source: residentcutie, via curiosityforsale)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
My future fridge

My future fridge

(Source: odyssey2fit, via felicia-da-goat)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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linrenzo:

sunnyvandal:

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

!

*DIES*

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ieshatacos:

imsoshive:

this scene bruh … this fuckin scene

legendary

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  • me:I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later:I hate myself

(Source: eye-cancer, via dustrial-inc)

kingpushatits:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

^^ i was bout to write the exact same thing before i saw your comment im crying real tears

I died

(Source: gangdamnstyle)

indifferentblackman:

chocahontas:

BITCH.

I was expecting her to get jumped

Bitch needs to get jumped.

(Source: thebgcdatabase)

imaginethedistance:

theattractiveboys:

Kyle Dion
Artist 
https://soundcloud.com/kyledion

Inspiration.
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